Plot synopsis: A lot of the guys that I meet are just looking for an opportunity, but when presented with one, only a handful take it. Well, this fat old creep sure enjoys it when opportunity knocks and the boys open the door! More specifically, they open their holes. You see, these guys want to get away from the grind. They don’t want a normal 9 to 5 job. They want to travel and have fun, and they want to make money at the same time. Clay allows this to happen for them – all they have to do is become sexually available for a pervert twice their age.